diary of a spoiled kitten

Anonymous

asks:

Kally hardly misses you at all. She thinks you were more annoying than you were cute. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

YOU ARE A LYING LIAR AND THAT IS A LIE.

I’m texting her right now.

DAMN IT, TIM, WHY DON’T I HAVE A PHONE?

OR THUMBS?!

Notes: 4 4/23/12 — 4:19pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDyKBESV1

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I need attention now.

High-res Notes: 1 3/25/12 — 6:24pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDyIZGeZ5

“Upward Facing Cat”

High-res Notes: 20 12/26/11 — 9:33am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDyDonjli

You’re teasing me, aren’t you? I hate when you do that.

Notes: 5 7/28/11 — 9:33pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDy7eT3K9

Damn kids… GET OFF MY LAWN!

High-res Notes: 7 7/16/11 — 12:23pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDy7A7RZf

Look! My belly flab is all gone! See?

High-res Notes: 8 6/26/11 — 2:30pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDy6TY85v

Seriously, what is this? I don’t get it.

High-res Notes: 3 6/25/11 — 3:23pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDy6RXDnB

Running? LOL what’s that?

High-res Notes: 4 6/25/11 — 3:20pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDy6RW_08

Oh good, you’re awake. My breakfast won’t serve itself.

High-res Notes: 5 6/25/11 — 11:25am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDy6RGMY_

cleapow:

Sam is not so much with the liking of Abby.

We’re best friends. It’s fine.

DO NOT WANT.

High-res Notes: 57 6/16/11 — 1:06am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJuhDy689iYd